Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I laugh at you... hahaha!

Some days are like heaven and others are a little less than the great Pie in the Sky. One great mind stated people only pull down those in whom they see greatness. This MAC. thing is the devil making work for idol hands.

“You unsmart people are making others your bosses, your kings and queens.”

I humbly accept, on behave of myself and my queen, this elevation to his majesty and her majesty, respectively, of the St. Vincent and the Grenadines Community College.

Mrs. M.A.C. and her lesbian pseudo personality ( her no. 2 and/or her other half - a sick twisted phenomena that has become common to THIS modern COLLEGE society). has yet again discovered another way to distract students from fulfilling their purpose at the CC. ‘Romping Shop’ (much respect to Sir. Vybez of Kartel, of the order of legendary lyricists) has a nice ring to it, however fictitious the related analogy maybe, so congratulations on your new hit MAC. I’ll pretend not to know who you are through the rest of my analysis.

As a pastor’s son, I know that a king has subjects- the story of king David. King David had faults but God loved him and he was a man after God’s own heart. Some brilliant people, who have commented previously with much articulate mastery of the English language with exquisite use of puns, hyberbole, simile, metaphors and plain-ole-pretend like-you-know-what-your-saying-and-nail-your-audience, have no clue about that which they speak.

It is my obligation to let you all know, as a “Pastor’s son”, you are what the Holy Book terms fools. Paraphrasing from the Bible in Proverbs (have a read friends), a fool seeks wisdom and cannot find it – he searches for knowledge but when it is handed like hot food on a platter, he cannot eat. A fool baths himself in folly as if it were a sweet perfume. Be wise my loyal subjects and stop fooling yourselves!

Unfortunately, my loyal subjects, you have no cause to deem me His Majesty, as the grounds for the title are simply false. I assure you if Mr. Deputy Dean (Ag) had seen any questionable act in the “romping shop” he would have dealt with the matter quite expediently. A sentence would have been executed on the accused after much scrutiny by the criminal court disguised in the form of SVG CC administration.

ProdiGal TM